Post by Gorgonops on Apr 28, 2010 16:21:31 GMT 1
Ah the hot season... Usually a time best spent relaxing and watching movies, playing games etc,
It is also a time of pesky insects making their way into your home, and without warning...
BAM!
You have two flies buzzing around the front room while you're surfing the Internet. I was patient enough to wait for it to leave the premises, but as soon as the vile creature kept buzzing near me I chased him out! Thinking he was done and scared he comes back with a buddy this time! So, I'm trying to watch a video on YT and then all of a sudden this mo' fo' buzzes around my head and then is all in my face,tired of their antics I placed my laptop on the sofa and...
BAM!
Using what I think was the power of Force speed I grabbed the bugger in my right hand and he was dead! So his buddy is now crapping himself and I turned around and was like SLAP! With both my hands I performed a thunder clap on the lonely insect and he fell, crippled and lifeless on the sofa. Thinking it's all over I take the dead fly and drop him in the bin, and before I know it, another fly is buzzing around the kitchen! So I scanned the area and it looked clear until like thirty minutes later, just before I go to spend a penny, I see him on the net curtain chilling out, pissed off with his presence a slammed the part of the net curtain where he was on, against the window and lo and behold... He suffered a gory death...
Roughly what he looked like, only his legs were twitching and his guts where hanging out from his head.
So, one time in the summer of '06, '07 or '08 a freaking warrior wasp was on my bedroom window!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Fortunately I trapped it under the net curtain (it wasn't too happy about that...), and my sister grabbed the wrong type of Raid (it was the one to kill cockroaches) and that pissed it off even more! So finally she grabbed the right can and sprayed the b**** to death for a solid thirty seconds. It died... And then we dissected it.
Share your bug battle stories and tips on how to destroy them here!
It is also a time of pesky insects making their way into your home, and without warning...
BAM!
You have two flies buzzing around the front room while you're surfing the Internet. I was patient enough to wait for it to leave the premises, but as soon as the vile creature kept buzzing near me I chased him out! Thinking he was done and scared he comes back with a buddy this time! So, I'm trying to watch a video on YT and then all of a sudden this mo' fo' buzzes around my head and then is all in my face,tired of their antics I placed my laptop on the sofa and...
BAM!
Using what I think was the power of Force speed I grabbed the bugger in my right hand and he was dead! So his buddy is now crapping himself and I turned around and was like SLAP! With both my hands I performed a thunder clap on the lonely insect and he fell, crippled and lifeless on the sofa. Thinking it's all over I take the dead fly and drop him in the bin, and before I know it, another fly is buzzing around the kitchen! So I scanned the area and it looked clear until like thirty minutes later, just before I go to spend a penny, I see him on the net curtain chilling out, pissed off with his presence a slammed the part of the net curtain where he was on, against the window and lo and behold... He suffered a gory death...
Roughly what he looked like, only his legs were twitching and his guts where hanging out from his head.
So, one time in the summer of '06, '07 or '08 a freaking warrior wasp was on my bedroom window!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Fortunately I trapped it under the net curtain (it wasn't too happy about that...), and my sister grabbed the wrong type of Raid (it was the one to kill cockroaches) and that pissed it off even more! So finally she grabbed the right can and sprayed the b**** to death for a solid thirty seconds. It died... And then we dissected it.
Share your bug battle stories and tips on how to destroy them here!
