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Post by AC on Mar 19, 2008 22:19:50 GMT 1
Granted, but he occasionally eats you - no big deal.
I wish I was a human.
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Post by Abby on Mar 19, 2008 22:21:29 GMT 1
PMSL
Granted, but nobody likes you
I wish i was never ill ever again
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Post by AC on Mar 19, 2008 22:39:17 GMT 1
What does PMSL mean?
Granted, but then you turn into a crab! HAHA!
I wish I was taller.
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Post by Abby on Mar 19, 2008 22:47:49 GMT 1
Pissing MySelf Laughing, see the capitals.
Granted, but you keep getting taller and taller and taller...
I wish i was me, in human form
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Post by AC on Mar 20, 2008 8:52:38 GMT 1
((Thanx for the compliment!))
Granted, but just for a second and then you turn into a lobster for being complacent.
I wish everyone liked me, and I was still human.
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Post by Abby on Mar 20, 2008 18:40:04 GMT 1
Granted, but it only lasts a day and then you turn into a shrimp
I wish i was normal again
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Post by Twonkie on Mar 20, 2008 18:49:52 GMT 1
Granted but everyone else around you turns into zombies and try to eat you!
I wish I had less coursework to do
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Post by Abby on Mar 20, 2008 18:53:12 GMT 1
Granted, but then youd get a fail
I wish everyone else around wasnt a zombie
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Post by AC on Mar 20, 2008 20:07:33 GMT 1
Granted, but they turn into shrimps and now I have someone to talk to.
I wish for a shrimp-sized Ferrari Enzo.
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Post by Abby on Mar 20, 2008 20:21:36 GMT 1
Granted, but your a shrimp....you cant drive, damn it!
I wish i had more dvds
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Post by AC on Mar 20, 2008 20:32:57 GMT 1
Granted, but they're all stolen... you're a target.
I wish I could drive
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Post by Jenny on Mar 20, 2008 20:37:41 GMT 1
Granted but you get fined 4 times and loose your driving licence I wish I had a lizard
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Post by AC on Mar 20, 2008 20:50:11 GMT 1
granted, but it's a komodo dragon
i wish for a ps3
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Post by Jenny on Mar 20, 2008 20:52:06 GMT 1
Granted but its rusted over and you can't move one control! I wish for a 4x4 truck!
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Post by AC on Mar 20, 2008 20:53:29 GMT 1
Granted, but it's only a model.
I wish for a PS2
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Post by torchwood on Mar 21, 2008 10:43:33 GMT 1
granted, but it's broken.
I wish for a Wii
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Post by AC on Mar 21, 2008 11:09:37 GMT 1
Granted, but it's nothing like you expected (I don't have a Wii and therefore can't vouch for that).
I wish for a new computer, a Vista!
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Post by Gorgonops on Mar 21, 2008 21:21:35 GMT 1
Granted, but it now restricts you from going online.
I wish for a chance to stop Anakin Skywalker from turning to the Dark Side.
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Post by AC on Mar 22, 2008 9:49:51 GMT 1
Granted, but that means the whole Star Wars Franchise loses most of its plotline.
I wish for a cure to world hunger.
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Post by Gorgonops on Mar 22, 2008 12:28:35 GMT 1
Granted, but then the cure is incinerated. I wish for another Star Wars movie.
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Post by AC on Mar 22, 2008 14:00:34 GMT 1
Granted, but it's just plain no good.
I wish that I could jump to February 2009 to watch Primeval Series 3.
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Post by Gorgonops on Mar 23, 2008 9:22:28 GMT 1
Granted, but it turns out that the new series has those bad storylines.
I wish for a Star Wars Battlefront III.
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Post by AC on Mar 23, 2008 13:50:17 GMT 1
Granted, but I have no idea what that is... and don't really need an explanation.
I wish for a happy easter!
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Post by Gorgonops on Mar 23, 2008 17:06:43 GMT 1
Granted, but Satan unleashes his minions on Earth.
I wish for a Dinosaur Zoo.
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Post by Connor Little Minx on Mar 23, 2008 18:25:06 GMT 1
Granted but the dinasours will eat you
I wish I could marry connor
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Post by AC on Mar 23, 2008 20:45:08 GMT 1
Granted, but he doesn't actually technically exist.
I wish for an unbreakable radio.
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 23, 2008 22:20:50 GMT 1
Granted, but it doesn't play channel 87.6, so you never know if there's something big and nasty with sharp teeth out to get you!
I wish I were a successful, talented script writer.
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Post by Gorgonops on Mar 24, 2008 0:04:37 GMT 1
Granted, but that's my wish, so instead you become a third rate script writer. I wish for unlimited Jedi powers.
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 24, 2008 0:15:04 GMT 1
Granted, but they're so powerful that they take control of you.
I wish I could write my upcoming essay in a flash.
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Post by Abby on Mar 24, 2008 0:24:00 GMT 1
Granted, but the teachers would still fail you
I wish i was the worlds most amazing wildlife photographer
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