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Post by AC on Mar 16, 2008 12:26:44 GMT 1
Here's a new game. Basically, one person will make a wish. Then the next person grants it, but ruins it. Then they make a new wish.
For example:
I Wish I could have a brand new puppy.
Granted, but it pees all over your shoes. I Wish I had a fan right now...
Okay let's start!
I Wish I could have a pizza right now.
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 12:32:54 GMT 1
Granted, but the cheese is moldy.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by AC on Mar 16, 2008 12:34:25 GMT 1
Granted, but that puts all the soldiers out of a job.
I Wish that Dodos weren't extinct.
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 12:38:30 GMT 1
Granted, but that means that the deadly mind-controlling parasites aren't extinct, either.
I wish for immunity to all diseases.
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Post by AC on Mar 16, 2008 12:40:02 GMT 1
Granted, but that puts all the doctors and nurses out of a job.
I Wish for a million euro (or £666,666.66).
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Post by torchwood on Mar 16, 2008 13:12:54 GMT 1
granted, but it comes with a witches curse
I wish Mikki would be my girlfriend
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Post by Tish on Mar 16, 2008 13:27:14 GMT 1
granted but she has an affair I wish i could be an actress in primeval
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Post by torchwood on Mar 16, 2008 13:40:49 GMT 1
granted but you are written out after just one page
i wish i new how to do cgi really well
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Post by Tish on Mar 16, 2008 13:43:43 GMT 1
granted but you don't have the equipment to do it
I wish i could go to Italy
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Post by torchwood on Mar 16, 2008 13:48:23 GMT 1
granted but your plain crashes on the way back
i wish i was the lead writer of doctor who
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Post by Tish on Mar 16, 2008 13:54:47 GMT 1
granted but then the show gets taken off the television
I wish i could get all A*'s in my GCSE's
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Post by torchwood on Mar 16, 2008 13:57:12 GMT 1
granted but then it turns out there was a mistake
i wish i was french
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 14:18:52 GMT 1
Granted, but you're tricked into joining a gang of radical teenagers, set a car on fire, and get arrested. ((No offence to any actual French people who may be reading this)) I wish I didn't have to do homework in this holiday.
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Post by Jenny on Mar 16, 2008 14:21:35 GMT 1
Granted but you get extra when you come back I wish myy sis would stop singing
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 14:28:03 GMT 1
Granted. She doesn't sing anymore. She SCRRRRRRREECHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I knew Simon Bolivar's policies.
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Post by Jenny on Mar 16, 2008 14:29:35 GMT 1
Granted but then you forget them I wish Primeval would come on now!
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 14:33:51 GMT 1
Granted, but it's the film Primeval.
I wish I could accurately predict the distant future.
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Post by Jenny on Mar 16, 2008 14:34:54 GMT 1
Granted but in it you're dead I wish the world will go on forever
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 14:40:11 GMT 1
Granted, but in that case there's no progress.
I wish I were perfect.
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Post by Jenny on Mar 16, 2008 14:41:15 GMT 1
Granted but your girlfriends the utter oppisite I wish I could live without books
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 14:49:24 GMT 1
Granted, but humans already can survive without books, so that's a wish wasted. I wish... er.... that... ...WE WERE MARRIED! (Bet you weren't expecting that! Don't worry, that was only a joke. )
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Post by Jenny on Mar 16, 2008 15:11:25 GMT 1
er okay Ill just do that wish then. Granted but we were uncomfortable together I wish that um....... then um..... I got confused (thats my wish)
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 15:14:48 GMT 1
Granted. You're confused, and get a bad headache.
I wish my snow shoes didn't rub so much.
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Post by Jenny on Mar 16, 2008 15:16:50 GMT 1
granted but now they rub even more! I wish I didn't have to research eggs for are design on our competition
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 15:22:32 GMT 1
Granted. Now you have to research, as Tim Parker in Primeval put it, "the life-cycle of parasites in elephant dung".
Anyway, I wish for a realistic monster prop for my next film.
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Post by Tish on Mar 16, 2008 15:24:19 GMT 1
granted, but as it's electric it went haywire and set fire too everything I wish i could get a tan on the beach
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Post by Jenny on Mar 16, 2008 15:25:04 GMT 1
granted but its a spec of killer dust i wish my sis would stop screeching
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Post by torchwood on Mar 16, 2008 15:31:57 GMT 1
granted, but now she's singing again
i wish Mikki (look at first page and go down a little) isn't having an affair
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Post by Totemaster on Mar 16, 2008 15:42:26 GMT 1
Granted, but now you're having an affair with her.
I wish for a better hairstyle.
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Post by torchwood on Mar 16, 2008 15:46:14 GMT 1
granted, but it takes 2 hours to do it up every morning
i wish Mikki would always do her hair like she did on Friday morning
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